Description
Hardback book with colourful cover Contains 128 pages with photos Written by Jamie Coleman Features over 50 heartwarming haikus Size: 12.7cm x 1.5cm x 16.2cm There are more than 50 fun odes dedicated to your four-legged friends in Please Stop Touching Me… and Other Haikus by Cats. It's a hilarious reflection of just how haughty and indifferent they can be. Even when showered with love and treats, they'll always have a superior disrespect for everyone and everything! It includes thoughts like "Beware the small ones. They stroke the fur the wrong way. Abominations." and "We don't dislike dogs. It's more a kind of pity. Mixed with indifference." Matching odes with aloof images that speak a thousand words, it makes an amusing gift for crazy cat lovers and haters alike.
